Very Funny Jokes

The following are very funny jokes:

1. · Yesterday I was so hungry that my small intestine was eaten by my large intestine.
2. · Today I received a phone call from an accountant and told me I am one billion dollars short of being a billionaire
3. · I would really like to die in my sleep and peacefully like my grandmother and not crying and screaming like her passengers.
4. · Today in the morning I was so stressed, I called the life-line call centre in Pakistan and told them I am suicidal. They were so happy and they requested whether I could get a truck.
5. · Your girlfriend is so fat I took a photo of her last December and it’s still printing.
6. · You are so fat you don’t require internet because you are already worldwide.
7. · When you hug a child and it gets lost, that’s when you know you are fat.
8. · A woman told her doctor that she is addicted to twitter and she wanted help, the doctor replied i am sorry I do not follow you’.

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