Very Funny Jokes
The following are very funny jokes: · Yesterday I was so hungry that my small intestine was eaten by my large intestine. · Today I received a phone call from an accountant and told me I am one billion dollars short of being a billionaire · I would really like to die in my sleep and peacefully like my grandmother and not crying and screaming like her passengers. · Today in the morning I was so stressed, I called the life-line call centre in Pakistan and told them I am suicidal. They were so happy and they requested whether I could get a truck. · Your girlfriend is so fat I took a photo of her last December and it’s still printing. · You are so fat you don’t require internet because you are already worldwide. · When you hug a child and it gets lost, that’s when you know you are fat. · A woman told her doctor that she is addicted to twitter and she wanted help, the doctor replied i am sorry I do not follow you’. Funny Jokes ...