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A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said "Madam, i should be in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade".  The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.  The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from 4th grade Principal: What is 3+3 Boy: 6 Principal: 6+6 Boy: 12 The boy got all questions right. The principal then told the Madam to send the boy to 4th grade immediately. Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed. Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that i've only 2 Boy: Legs Madam: What is in your pants that i don't have Boy: pockets Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid Boy: Coconut Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky (The principal's eyes open really wide,but before he co...

The following are very funny jokes: · Yesterday I was so hungry that my small intestine was eaten by my large intestine. · Today I received a phone call from an accountant and told me I am one billion dollars short of being a billionaire · I would really like to die in my sleep and peacefully like my grandmother and not crying and screaming like her passengers. · Today in the morning I was so stressed, I called the life-line call centre in Pakistan and told them I am suicidal. They were so happy and they requested whether I could get a truck. · Your girlfriend is so fat I took a photo of her last December and it’s still printing. · You are so fat you don’t require internet because you are already worldwide. · When you hug a child and it gets lost, that’s when you know you are fat. · A woman told her doctor that she is addicted to twitter and she wanted help, the doctor replied i am sorry I do not follow you’. Funny Jokes             ...