HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;

1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she

replies, "Sorry

for yourself!"

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2) When you ask her where you should drop

something and she

says, “Drop it on my head."

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3) When she brings food

wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

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4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And

she replies

you, “Why won't you have fever when you press

phone every night”

.

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5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my

class.” and she replies, “So the person that took

first has two heads abi?”

.

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6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just

to punish you.

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7) When you are watching television with her and

then she sleeps off and still doesn’t

want you to change the

channel.

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8) When you tell her you are going to a friend's

place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend

come here to play with you?

.

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9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and

you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.

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10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will

hear Ween.

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11) When she touches hot pot comfortably

without a cloth or

paper.

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12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,

so you will not kill

me''.

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13) When she calls you from your room upstairs

and then sends you back upstairs to bring her

purse.

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14) When you ask her to refund the money she

borrowed u and

she tells you, "All the food you have been eating

in the house

nko? Which money did you think was used in

buying them?''

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